Hi Chris. If the storm turns into a flood, will you and your teammates find a boat and try to be like 'real' Vikings? (like, rape and pillage and use Capital One cards for every purchase?)

Dick Stockton? Come on, Tim. You can do better than that.

Ha! Oh, you.

Hi Chris. Did you start this thread just so the numbers in the little green circle by your name go higher?

Penn State gets hit with Shithammer.

Earl Bell also happens to be the world record holder in 'oldest javelin ever thrown.'

On the plus side, the Chiefs shouldn't have any problem categorizing Romeo Crennel's three year contract as over-head.

I think synchronized diving is 8——-><——-8

No, I was calling her a snowblower.

Wait until the tables are turned, and Sharapova does a commercial for Snapper.

+1

"I was great!"

I only had to read this four times for it to make sense to me. Maybe I'M Evander Holyfield.

Yes, it's the tape-delay thing. Next to basketball, I find swimming to be the most interesting of the Summer Games. It makes no sense that they air all of the fringe sports you just mentioned, and not air swimming that boasts (other than basketball players) the most recognizable and accomplished Olympian America has…

I cannot be more serious !1!!!!11!!

Billion. With a "B."

You sold it so damn well, I swear I thought you were a 12 year old girl. Or Uwe Bollocks.

Just so we're clear. You're saying that Chevelle is the guilty pleasure, and Avril Lavigne and 98 Degrees are bands you listen to without shame?

Move over, United States Legislative Branch. NBC Sports is now the most inefficient, ridicule-able, capital-wasting organization in America.

Ha! Way late. +1