Yikes. I better be careful around my neighbor's girls on Wednesdays.

You know, it's not like it isn't hard enough starting, growing, maintaining, a business. The best part of owning a business is not having to rely "the man" tell you what to do, and how to do it. And then you find that there is a way he can still get to you. That really sucks, man. Listen, if you could run a successful…

Mr. Frederick Van Airconditioning is what he changed his name to after Auschwitz.

Not bad, not bad.

Ha!

Myself and five of my friends (six total - 6) were on vacation in Florida and we went to an Outback Steakhouse. We ordered a bunch of alcohol, and just as many appetizers. We realized the waitress didn't write a single word of the order down, and just started bitching amongst ourselves before we were even brought…

I asked someone on here awhile back to analogize Dempsey's talent (worldwide) to an NFL quarterback. They said Matt Shaub. Do you agree with that?

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♫ tonight tonight

Awesome.

Those were made in Chyna.

Ha! Better than mine, shocking.

Look on the bright side. Under the previous Egyptian regime, defeated Olympians were given counterfeit oxygen.

Yea, John Spencer's character from The West Wing was named after Drew. Didn't you know that?

I've wanted to hear the anthem sung in the 'Joker Voice' for years, and there went my only chance.

Imagine how pissed the abductor must have been when he came to the realization that she wasn't Margaret Thatcher.

Not so sure the Pepsi thing is such a big deal. Just wait until you see the lawsuit Tampax files on the trainer to the right.

Ha!

And by the looks of the guy with the briefcase, she has the refuse awareness of a toddler.

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