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Paterno will hear the cry from Sicily

I'd name him Eddie Murray, and then when he tinkles on the floor you can say, "look it, Eddie Murray Sparkles!"

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It's probably not true, but rumor has it Greg Oden is staying in the suite directly above them.

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These must be the "Sandusky rapping kids" everyone on Twitter has been referring to.

ESPN was going to do the same at Roland Garros, but Lynn Hoppes reminded the producers that they still had footage of Robert Davi's screen test for Playmakers.

Ha!

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"Swiffer Wet-Jet refill canister."

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Ha!

Meanwhile, In Flushing…

John Sterling: And the Yankees drop an A-bomb at the deadline!

I think you're probably right. However, when one of my cousins would babysit, I'm pretty sure I recall seeing Welcome To The Jungle on Headbanger's Ball. Seeing how I was only nine or 10, my recall could be a bit hazy, but I was old enough to find MTV after my parents tried to delete it from the channel listing. It…

That's comforting, I think.

Ugh.

I felt it.

I have to return some videotapes.