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plenty of closers have ridiculous celebrations that border on Mortal Kombat finishing moves

You guys think this fucked up commenting system is confusing?

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I passed out in a movie theater one time. Watching Ronin. If I quit following you please, please, please don't take it personally.

The part that should've been explained here, is that Baron was fulfilling court-ordered community service for being the first offender of the New York soda ban.

Other than the fact that Jeff Daniels is off-the-charts outstanding in it, I'm going to watch a couple more episodes before I build any kind of opinion about it.

Ha! You couldn't have captured the essence of this any better.

SweatingMullets and I were talking about that on Twitter earlier. What a concept!

Nope. Just saying hi.

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Hi Jack!

That(3.2), is the essence of Deadspin.

Yea, that is the stuff. That's what bridged the gap.

For more than a decade, my friends and cousin (and his frends - 38ish) and our fathers, have been trying to find some kind of common ground at deer camp. They used to play Elvis, and whatever the fuck else. I'd counter with something as easy listening as Pearl Jam, and they'd have a shit fit.

I gave that an honest listen. It's not bad, to be sure. But I don't like it.

Westerns DUAN!

You're a 3 time loser.

She shouldn't care about the time. She should care about me.

Just give up. It's OK. TOWC will promote you for your effort.