They're running sooooo slow.

If you're not on Twitter, or don't pay attention to media criticism, you probably don't have any idea who Richard Deitsch is.

Jesus Christ. I haven't seen this many failed brackets since March!!11!!

That's the first time I've ever seen a production-in-terms-of-contract-percentage app.

Three things:

Oh yea! Now it's coming back to me. Those are the types of things you tend to forget once your brain has processed its 43rd thousandth alcoholic beverage.

I used to really enjoy Steve. I don't even remember the circumstances under which he left.

As some of you know, I've suspended my Cubs fandom for the time being due to the mind-numbing incompetence of the prior power structure. Because of that, I'm following the Tigers year and of course, they're under performing. I'm the cause, obviously.

[recites Baby Got Back in head, giggles, shakes head, rolls eyes, grunts, giggles again]

I would've figured Sandusky's attorneys would've been more into Pictionary.

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This is my favorite one yet.

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I'm crying at this. +1

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Yes!

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