That's the same way Tyler Perry feels every time he sees a turkey.

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Maybe this kid is the next Tiger Woods, because the next thing for him is going to be an expensive retainer.

Just get on Twitter so you can curse Tiger with the rest of us. For fuck sake.

Here's the order: Fallen, Still Counting, A Warrior's Call, Heaven Nor Hell, The Mirror and the Ripper, 16 Dollars, Angelfuck (Misfits cover.) If you don't like them after that, then you just don't like them. I think they're absolutely fantastic.

Is the dysentery that acute?

More Volbeat.

Volbeat. Listen.

I play Ping G5's. I'm starting to think that I've grown out of them (because they're like shovels) but I don't know. I'll tell you right now, I'll never lose my Ping driver.

I'm hurt. A 'twatwaffle'?

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I would give anything to meet the author, and [beat the fuck] debate him. For hours.

Of course. But I see so many people think they have it figured out, and they don't. I certainly don't, but my biggest problem is chipping. The best thing I ever did was video-record my swing. I would've bet a lot of money that I wasn't doing, what I thought I was doing.

Go to the driving range. Just get a huge bucket of balls, and hit the fuckers. Get a lesson right fucking now. When I started, I had a half-baseball / half-slapshot swing. Total abortion. Get a lesson, and learn how to swing properly before you learn how to swing like me.

Mine too. My advice: Get a used set of clubs on the cheap. You'll be able to use the biggest pile of shit set for about two years. After you 'kind of' get how to swing, then get a real set.

It's almost like I knew it was going to happen, I wrecked my knee when I was 29. I had already started the golfing train. I have a fucked up back, too. However, if you swing properly, that won't be a problem. There are times when I don't quite swing properly, though.

I always claimed that I would be an 'old man' when I picked up golf. However, I did it when I was 27 (six years ago.) I know that there's a few golfers on here, but I wish everyone would give it a shot.

Peanut allergies? They do math at Mets games?

Your life.

After nearly 30 years, Vlade Divac's dream of "finding common ground" has finally bore fruit.