Right on cue!

You analogized it to a football player, even better. Thanks.

Hey, soccer people. How good is Clint Dempsey? I mean, how many players in the world would you say are better than him?

Nice.

+1

Well, better the end of the trip than the beginning.

What's your secret? LSD?

Wow. +1

In the future, Derek Jeter's Jizz will cure everything.

+1

How Do You Defend Jerry Sandusky?

That was my initial thought: I would love to see national unemployment numbers juxtaposed with First Take viewership.

[genuflects]

Ha!

I tried to quit one time, and holy hell did I turn in to a fucking asshole (more than usual.) I tried the gum, but oddly enough it burned my throat and made me cough uncontrollably. All I can say is, good luck, because you're going to need it.

I laughed at that.

The piece is all of the things you mentioned. I enjoyed it because I was able to relate to it, and because it seemed, I don't know, so honest. It's usually not my cup of tea either, but every once in a while I enjoy reading something that makes me remember when I cared way too much about sports.

Does this mean that you'll be changing your twitter handle to @McDonaldsaccguy ?

1) Is this the first game of the round-robin?

You sir, are my kind of people.