I like how you he equates CEO optimism with an across the board boost in morale. “Guys, I can’t wait to go to my abusive minimum wage retail job where I am forced to shove credit cards down people’s throats because our CEO is looking forward to scoring a new yacht for his island.”

It has nothing to do with that. He knows how to manipulate the painfully stupid...and it works...I mean he did get them to elect him president...largely doing this exact same thing.

In one month he brought the unemployment rate down from 40% (!) to 4.7%. God let him celebrate.

The Trump Presidency is really going to wear down the use of my apathetic Ed Miliband meme.

T2 isn’t an adaptation of Porno, it’s a much, much better story. And the soundtrack is excellent. Do yourself a favour and go see it.

Ewan McGregor was braver than all of New York City today, and we sure missed out.

Of course he shows up, a lil blizzard has nothing on Jesus!

For that glowing and healthy “rotten Halloween pumpkin still sitting on the porch in November and dusted with dirt and snow” look.

While, personally, I find TJ Miller very funny, a friend of mine worked with him on a project and found him to be an excruciatingly awful person. so no idea on Bobby’s goss blurb

Liam Hemsworth has always struck me as that nice-but-dull guy from work - who everyone likes because he’s reliable and kind - who you presume spends his weekends working on his lawn and helping his kids with their craft projects.

The worst. The worst!!!

Thrice boiled pumpkin = perfection.

That would explain why the GOP wants to untax tanning for some reason.

“A makeup artist for the GOP.” Maybe it’s just the “old -timer” within, but WTF. Washington really is Hollywood - only uglier.

I’m a germaphobe, too, and no matter how much lotion I use, my hands get dry and cracked from washing and hand sanitizer and will never, ever, look like his.

OK, that right there is psychotic. You use one of those, not two, and certainly not THREE. Where on earth did he get the idea that that is even remotely OK? He seriously does not live in any reality known to normal humans.

But... not on his hands? I admit, I am lily white and I don’t tan, real or fake. But if you got a spray tan or used a tanning bed, wouldn’t your hands get brown (or orange, as the case may be)?

Because he is 70, unhealthy, and golfs a lot.

How can there be such a wide range of shade and color? Is he made of junk parts? Are those really his hands?