Y’all want to talk about being old- I remember the Sprouse twins as the baby on Grace Under Fire.

Idk, they’re good photos? Like, not that I am an expert but if I didn’t know who took them I’d think they were from a fashion shoot in any ol’ Vogue or Harpers issue. Plus I peeked at his insta in a not-stalkery, not-you’re-too-old-for-this kinda way and photography is kind of his thing. So I’m back to “idk.”

Yeah, I don’t really get the tone of this. The Sprouse brothers have very good reputations among people who work in the industry and people who don’t. IIRC, they got pretty screwed over by Disney executives, which prompted them to leave their show, and apparently are still close enough to some of their adult cast…

Archie is so fucking basic.

No one is mad at anything.

Jughead > Archie ALWAYS.

I don’t know if it’s my childhood-born deep love of Jughead, but Cole Sprouse looks very attractive in character. Yet, I don’t feel the same stirring of my loins when he’s just Cole Sprouse. Idk.

I have a relative who will send something back to the kitchen every single time she goes out. It is not at all a reflection of the restaurant. It just makes her feel superior.

Why did the waiter bother to scribble out a card number that was already printed mostly as a series of Xs?

As a British person, I am completely baffled that Cat Deeley is famous in the US.

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

has she been ghost tweeting the @realdonaldtrump account?

You are side eyeing her because she believes what her father told her about her genetics?

Also, while I think it is highly likely Michael Jackson is not actually her genetic father, it is completely possible for random quirks of genetic mixing to produce a child as white looking as Paris from an African-American.…

But why assume that? He’s her dad, let’s leave it at that unless she says otherwise.

I’m not going to question her heritage sooooo yeah, as far as I’m concerned Michael is her father unless she says otherwise, and I’m fine with her claiming her piece of that.

He is exactly half my age plus 7, so I’m safe. >_____>

I had to google this Cole Sprouse and I was like “He was born in 1992! He’s like 15 freaking years old! Why are grown folks ogling him?!”

Yeeeeah I am way too old to be finding this Cole Sprouse kid attractive, but... I’m finding this Cole Sprouse kid attractive. I remember him as a child. Ew. But also HELLO.

oh man I didn’t know Riverdale was (loosely) based on Archie comics and now I am weirdly into it....

I’m preemptively depressed for all of the “well then don’t take naked photos of yourself!” news coverage this hack will produce.