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Pope Alexander
PopeAlexandersEternalSunshine
May 15 2017
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How can you tell which twin it was?

May 15 2017
1

Yeah, his Instagram is filled with a lot of “couture in empty fields” type work. Looks professional, if somewhat basic. But much better than the average 24 year old would produce, so.

May 15 2017
1

He’s pretty cute as a blonde, too. But mostly the lifelong Jughead love helps.

May 15 2017
1

Finding out he’s 24 really helped me feel less like an old (29) perv for finding him so cute on the show.

Mar 21 2017
5

I mean, I understand that at a certain point an author’s name becomes a brand, and when they already churn out fairly rote, predictable stories it’s not like it’ll be that jarring to have a new writer on board. Read more

Mar 21 2017
21

We’re accepting that a woman whose father died when she was ten can believe whatever the fuck she wants to about her parents, and not being assholes about her self-identity.

Mar 15 2017
9

I’m also weirdly into Cole Sprouse.

Mar 15 2017
123

Your private parts never really belong to you when men want to look at them, after all.

Mar 14 2017
28

First of all how dare you.

Mar 14 2017
3

I’m here for Thandie’s comment, but I still think Westworld was unforgivably self-congratulatory and acted like it invented some of the most rote and overplayed aspects of AI in drama.

Mar 14 2017
1

Well, hiring a makeup artist for any big event isn’t that shocking. She was hired on specifically for the RNC.

Mar 14 2017
1

He’s also a germaphobe, and spray tanning eventually wears off. If he’s constantly washing his hands and/or covering them in sanitizer, it makes sense. Also, as others said, the fact that he wears gloves when he golfs.

Mar 13 2017
4

According to a makeup artist for the GOP, it’s sun beds, self-tanner, and bronzer on top.

Mar 13 2017
15

A makeup artist for the GOP said he tans in sun beds, uses spray tan, and uses bronzer.

Mar 13 2017
69

A makeup artist for the GOP said he both uses a sun bed and applies fake tanner AND applies bronzer, which explains why he looks like a thrice-boiled pumpkin.

Mar 13 2017
7

Isn’t he also a germophobe? Beyond refusing to have to do anything resembling labor, I’d guess he uses a lot of hand cream.

Mar 13 2017
1

Sunscreen is important.

Mar 13 2017
1

I’m trying not to get too excited, but these shots of Meg just look so perfect.

Mar 10 2017
1

I too loved Xander, but quickly switched to Oz when it was clear Xander was a whiny loser and a slut shamer.

Mar 1 2017
2

Yeah I definitely ripped off Lindy with that hot take.