Pope Alexander
PopeAlexandersEternalSunshine
5/15/17
8:51 PM
1

Yeah, his Instagram is filled with a lot of “couture in empty fields” type work. Looks professional, if somewhat basic. But much better than the average 24 year old would produce, so.

5/15/17
8:49 PM
1

He’s pretty cute as a blonde, too. But mostly the lifelong Jughead love helps.

5/15/17
8:47 PM
1

Finding out he’s 24 really helped me feel less like an old (29) perv for finding him so cute on the show.

3/21/17
7:34 PM
5

I mean, I understand that at a certain point an author’s name becomes a brand, and when they already churn out fairly rote, predictable stories it’s not like it’ll be that jarring to have a new writer on board. Read more

3/21/17
2:23 PM
21

We’re accepting that a woman whose father died when she was ten can believe whatever the fuck she wants to about her parents, and not being assholes about her self-identity.

3/15/17
8:09 PM
123

Your private parts never really belong to you when men want to look at them, after all.

3/14/17
12:34 PM
3

I’m here for Thandie’s comment, but I still think Westworld was unforgivably self-congratulatory and acted like it invented some of the most rote and overplayed aspects of AI in drama.

3/14/17
12:28 PM
1

Well, hiring a makeup artist for any big event isn’t that shocking. She was hired on specifically for the RNC.

3/14/17
12:27 PM
1

He’s also a germaphobe, and spray tanning eventually wears off. If he’s constantly washing his hands and/or covering them in sanitizer, it makes sense. Also, as others said, the fact that he wears gloves when he golfs.

3/13/17
7:47 PM
4

According to a makeup artist for the GOP, it’s sun beds, self-tanner, and bronzer on top.

3/13/17
7:47 PM
15

A makeup artist for the GOP said he tans in sun beds, uses spray tan, and uses bronzer.

3/13/17
7:46 PM
69

A makeup artist for the GOP said he both uses a sun bed and applies fake tanner AND applies bronzer, which explains why he looks like a thrice-boiled pumpkin.

3/13/17
7:45 PM
7

Isn’t he also a germophobe? Beyond refusing to have to do anything resembling labor, I’d guess he uses a lot of hand cream.

3/13/17
7:41 PM
1

I’m trying not to get too excited, but these shots of Meg just look so perfect.

3/10/17
5:00 PM
1

I too loved Xander, but quickly switched to Oz when it was clear Xander was a whiny loser and a slut shamer.