Unless it was just the nervous uncomfortable type laughter that people do when things are terrible and they aren’t sure how to make it stop.

don’t feel like watching. what are the female students reactions to his presentation?

This should have been shut down within a couple of minutes at most. Unless this is literally a class on “how to be the worst person,” in which case he did a great job.

My Uber driver the other night, noticing that i was going home from the bars by myself, tried to convince me to go buy a book online that would teach me how to get any women to sleep with me.

I gave him and his stupid fucking newsboy cap 1 star.

I had a dude literally pee in my mouth when I was going down on him and GUESS WHAT I STILL DO (to my boyfriend, not the peeing asshole because CONSENT & NOPE).

That sounded like a more reasonable explanation.

If there really were justice, but there isn’t. Womp. Womp.

Don’t fucking tell me what to do.

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

I can’t understand what goes through a person’s mind when he does this. What are his actual thoughts? Cool, something to murder on my way to pick up some protein powder and paper towels. Guess my weekly run to WalMart won’t be so bad after all. If I’m lucky, I might even find an errant child to trip!

Celebrity gossip has been so boring lately. Step it up, celebrities!

When I think of Kate and Gwyneth being friends, all I can think of is Kate giving her a huge box of Fabletics apparel and Gwen being like “oh it’s so cute” and pushing it away with the edge of her shoe, “I’ll just try it on later.....”

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

His character always breaks my heart. When he’s up in life, something (usually a foolish decision on his part) always brings him down HARD. Beaten and robbed of his casino winnings in the first season and now he’s beaten and robbed of his wrist band trying to help a stranded motorist.

That book has some helpful gems but am I the only one reading about her early life and how she would come home and organize her drawers while still in her school uniform. And how she would daydream about newer and better ways to tidy as a youngster? All I could think was this is obsessive compulsive disorder at it's…

I’ve heard that the recidivism rate is fairly low. How has it been trying maintain order?

I loved that book, it really helped us. That tv shows sounds super annoying. Like....Eat Pray Love but with infinity scarves and uggs. Like... no. If I’m watching a show about clutter I am going balls deep and watching Hoarders.

So, not KonMarie Lodi?