I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

Lies! I studied economics in college, I use the internet and took at least 2 marketing classes so I know exactly what is going to happen in the future.

It’s too bad my birthday just passed, this is full of so many great ideas. I’d get a sign that says “Happy Pear Shaped Birthday, Snacky”. Make everyone shove lumbar pillows down the sides of their pants, drink moderately priced craft beer and watch Scott Pilgrim (“Again?” yes, again).

Kanye is responsible for what, a quarter of all roses used by the flower industry per year? A third? Half?

He made all the guests watch Steve Jobs.During a birthday party. While wearing fake baby bumps.

I really hope this isn’t true. I can’t stomach another story about some way way older dude banging some real hot young chick again.

Well she went to school with my great aunt, who’s 82, so. She’s also 82. There. Mystery solved again.

That’s what I thought, too! She’s had a nose job, lipo on her stomach, flanks, arms, and LOTS of lipo on her thighs. The tech said she’s always been really self-conscious about her legs so she had her inner thighs lipo’d. Even when she went down to 120lbs back when she was in Dreamgirls, she didn’t look that…

I’ve never understood lying that you are younger than you actually are....I’d rather people think I’m older and look damn good for my age than younger and aging horribly.

If Beyoncé was friends with Gabrielle Union then I believe when they were teenagers they were witches who came up with an antiaging concoction. Are they 20, 45, 90? I have no idea!

What a weird life to lead. You decide to hate-burn your famous ex’s stuff in a fire pit on your concrete walkway, and then you have someone (badly) film you shit-talking said ex and then you call up a gossip place and offer the recording for what I can only assume was enough money that they got it and not some other…

Remember when Jessica Chastain was caught lying about her age? Part of me says “Yes, I understand the realities of your business. The pressures you’re under to be young. The employability factor.”

Somewhat unrelated: it always amazes me just how much Mariska Hargitay looks like her mother. For the longest time I didn’t know she was Jayne Mansfield’s daughter and now I don’t know how I didn’t see it before.

Why on earth would her father not know her exact birth date and year? FFS.

At an old job, someone in HR actually took me aside and told me I needed to start wearing makeup to work because it looks unprofessional not to. I was horribly offended, given that my job required no face time with our clients, but new to the job and didn't want to make waves, so I wore makeup every day for the first…

Valid. I guess the three of us are stuck in this anecdotal-experience-is-evidence fallacy. Would be interesting to see actual stats.

I don't wear makeup, and the majority of my friends don't wear makeup. We are all yoga instructors and it would be silly to wear makeup before working out and teaching all day. They all look absolutely beautiful without makeup, and I think I look better without it. Lots of girls don't wear makeup.

This is definitely a regional thing. As I move through the US I notice make-up use changes drastically, and not always in ways you would expect!

Tons of my female friends very rarely wear make-up. If your anecdata needs support, you has it.