80%? Really? Why am I never surveyed? Am I left out of surveys because I am a freak of nature?

A boy I'd been seeing for not too long took me to his family's cabin a few weeks ago. We went swimming so my makeup washed away and my hair turned into a frizzball. That night, we sat by a campfire and he kissed me and said, "You're so beautiful." #keeper

Ugh.

Ooh, I think this season might be good. I remember really liking all of the girls and feeling that they were far, far more mature and intelligent than the girls on Teen Mom 2.

You are right. We should start a comprehensive database.

Really though. Not Chris Brown? Not Charlie Sheen? Not Sean Penn?

He's a wanker.

Robin Thicke skeeves me out. I just get major creepy jerk vibes from him.

If I have to hear that stupid Shoedazzle commercial with this song on it one more time I will scream.

If there is one man for whom no panties should ever drop, it's this skeezy misogynist.

Side bar, but my frustration at not getting to view these clips is always somewhat alleviated by this:

"Because – let’s be clear here – according to current Florida law, you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following him, then choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with him and if at any point during that process you get…

I'm just waiting for some troll to say if you don't lock your car or the door to your house and you get robbed that if your fault. Going out and drink when you have a vagina is the same a leaving your door unlocked. Eh.

*sniff, sniff*

Seriously, this. I met my boyfriend here (he's Irish, and I'm half-Korean) and the LOOKS. You'd think I was dishonoring the country by smiling at him.

I can't watch the video on my iPhone well, but I read some transcript:

"But some people just fall in love like that."

Ugh one of mg exes was sort of like that. He just constantly was trying to go out every night while I worked 12 hour days and wondered why I was never at the bar.

So...as a guy I have no agency in the sexual relationships I create with others? Their success or failure is dependent entirely on the woman? But...I don't want that. That sucks!