I know he's actually British, but it weirds me out every time I hear Dominic West talking and it's not a Baltimore accent.

The fuck did I do?

Thanks for saying it so I didn't have to, again.

BIODERMA IS TEH SHIT. It saved my skin two years ago. I refuse to use anything else. Thank god for online Belgian pharmacies.

If it helps, I'm 23 and I bought the VHS when it first came out.

I really do love GP...she stars in my favorite rom com Sliding Doors, she is feminist and pro-choice. But I do think she has an interesting relationship with food, to put it mildly.

It's no use, friend - she's got all that burn cream. Invincible.

Oh yes, forgot about the hair care and shower stuff.

Yeah, and of all the annoying, tone-deaf shit she says and does, going shopping an hour away is not that big a deal. Unless you're rendered incomprehensibly angry by people who leave the country they live in now and then. Which, you know. Scroll up. :\

When I studied in England, me and my best friend would spent the remainder of our weekly budgets at Boots. I think Boots is best at makeup, and the French pharmacies are better in skincare. But when I'm in the States, I can easily spend an hour (or more) at Duane Reade too... American pharmacies are probably best in…

She durn lurft Amurrica! Eat her bones!

Yeah but British cheese is SO GOOD. Britain also has food on buns, but she likes the American ones. She annoys me but this is seriously the least annoying interview ever.

If you live in London, Paris is like an hour and a half away. Of all the annoying things she's said, that's not that big a deal. French pharmacies stock all sorts of great crap (often for ridiculously cheap). They're wonderful!

Dear Jezebel,

I LOVE French pharmacies. They have the best stuff. And not expensive. I once read Goop's pharmacy shopping list, and I think I had almost every single item. (Except she doesn't stock up on codoliprane, which is OTC tylenol with codeine. Or maybe she just left that one out).

It's sort of a bummer that now, whenever I see a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow on this website, my heart sinks because I know I'm about to read something unnecessarily mean.

OK but French pharmacy stuff is actually really great and not as expensive or inaccessible as it sounds.

It's adorable! Rock that fedora, you fierce hat-wearin' lady, you!

Straw fedora. Perfect summer hat! Wish we had an H & M around here, I've been looking for a straw fedora.

Wear is that hat from? I love it!