Am I the only who thinks that this song sounds as if it was originally intended for Rihanna?

This sums up how I feel about this.

Ugh, those clockwork men freaked me OUT. *shudder*

Most everyone knows where I fall on this as Mr. Dr. Chang, doctor-husband, so I just look forward to rancor and chaos as this one spreads across the internet. Today will be glorious for armchair pundits. GLORIOUS.

Oh my god, you guys. We're getting closer and closer to the revival of Restoration fashion.

This... is a thing?

There was just one I dismissed. Of course his comment was like eight miles long. Rationalizers gonna rationalize.

Ah, men who argue they're not rapey rapists by quibbling endlessly about age of consent laws by state and country. Very unique and original and not transparent at all. Nosir.

I'd love for someone who's on twitter to ask Jane Goldman for her opinion on lines like this. She co-produced and co-wrote the screenplay for the first Kick-Ass; she has also written a book concerned with feminism (The Feminist Aesthetics of Virginia Woolf). She has always struck me as a fantastic role model and an…

I am so goddamn sick of lines like that in movies. It's all Marine Corporals shouting "COME ON, YOU LITTLE PUSSIES!" and High School Coaches saying "Whenever you're ready, laaadies.." as if that's the lowest, most demeaning thing they could say to a person. Then there's "I cried like a little bitch" and "you throw…

This bothered me in the trailer when I first saw it a couple months ago. I mean, the movie actually looks pretty good, but...eesh, can we avoid shit like that, please? *sigh*

"Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names."

What is all this Pick Up Artist shit?!..I mean..Do I sound really old if I say what happened to mutual attraction and getting to know and like someone for them rather than some stupid lines in a club for a one night stand?..I just..I hate the world some days..

successful seducers

Gross. Any woman that would want me to treat her like a princess is not my type. Sorry, Soulja Boy.

Oh thank you, this gives me a chance for my Vogue rant. Have you noticed how that magazine employs nothing but socialites to write for it these days? Seriously, you have to be European royalty to get a fricking byline in there. In an age when so many talented journalists are without jobs, to see these plum positions…

Is that an actual apology for saying something horrible? Someone fetch the smelling salts. Does not compute.

Well done. Now, Mr. Harmon, do you think you can go talk to the douchebags over at Vice about how to apologize properly?