This must be what it's like to be told that Santa Claus isn't real. Provided, you know, that you're told during your second year of medical school.
You mean reality shows aren't real?!
Just assigned it. Thank you.
I love how it says "artificially flavored" in the corner. Just in case you naively thought that a watermelon might have ever been involved in the process of making these!
We all just collectively vurped.
White Zin-vin-diesel? Genius.
You were perfectly clear. Your "this" is without doubt referring to the article above, which focuses on his explanation.
He is. Seven years ago, he brought the Comedians of Comedy tour — featuring himself, Brian Poeshn, and Eugene Mirman to D.C.—for only $16. He and Poeshn were already well-established stand-ups and Hollywood actors. But he did it so cheaply because he's from Sterling, VA and has an affinity for the region. He remembers…
my last three googles are "flingers," "land octopus washington???" and "sand cats"
No, Ron Swanson is the man's man.
O'Charleys is more of a Chotsky's or a Flingers without the regulation flair.
Oh I get it, I'm chopped liver now? ;)
Btw, you are doing YEOMAN'S work in the Lindy article comments. Groupthink is cheering you on.
Marry me.
Why does Jezebel allow this nonsense on here?
***DANCES AROUND WITH HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE I JUST DON'T CARE***
COMMENTER SKELATRON ISSUES COUNTER-LAWSUIT TO LINDY WEST FOR "FORCING ME TO RIDE THE WAAAMBULANCE."