Honestly, I’d be very happy for Courtney if she had managed to escape an abusive parent to go hang out with an older gay guy in Hollywood. But... I’m not that optimistic.

I think it’s not so much that Doug is old but rather that he’s a fully fedora-tippin’ miladyer.

Because this is his last class, or the class he’s about to fail? It sounds like this might be his last semester.

Well, the e-mail didn’t come with a completed essay attached.

Yep.

More importantly, how does this guy, who can’t pass a course because he finds it boring, graduating university?

Yeah, he’s doomed.

Yeah — McCullough’s work has been laser-focused on calling Trudeau a fake and a liar for months. It was bound to get traction eventually, but he’s firmly in the pocket of the Conservatives.

There’s no salsa more salsa than this salsa.

Fair, fair.

We call it tap-tap because we’re adults.

I think this might be an East Coast/West Coast Jets/Sharks thing. Both are fine.

I got 148mL of Tapatio for $1.00 at the Persian grocer.

I mean, genuinely *hot* sauce isn’t that fun to eat.

A flip flopper, just like Hillary.

Count-down to Bernie Bros telling us Bernie’s being carrying around a tiny pot of mayo for 40 years.

Yellow label or get out.

Leave him, girl.

Chipotle, if she has any sense.

I mean, you could’ve affixed a lentil instead.