Part of the problem is that a lot of clothes I’ve tried on in the past few years have been paper-thin and unflatteringly cling-y and show off the slightest stomach bumps, even on thin women.

The only way to give this a feminist re-brand I can get behind is to call them “Stanx” and have them be baggy, comfortable onesies with lots of deep pockets where I can keep my snacks for Netflix marathons of Call the Midwife.

White people?

Say it louder

You’ve already given this more thought than he has.

“I hate it when women are experienced and mature enough to know I’m full of shit.”

We also live in a world where hundreds of people have responded to him.

America needs to embrace UK-style panel shows. They have formats that don’t get old as quickly and open up doors for unknown comedians who are much more entertaining than famous actors.

Yeah, my bias stems from my understanding and familiarity with US politics over UK, but Malcolm Tucker is a gift to the Earth no matter how you slice it.

I feel weird about finding My Girl attractive. But we’re here now, and regrets are for fools.

I know. I love it so, so much. It’s annoying that the seasons always feel so short, but then I’m sure it would’ve run out of steam if it had a full 22-episode load.

It’s a gif(t) for us all.

In before anyone declares that we should all watch The Thick of It instead.

I mostly ship Dan and Me, after I saw him with that beard.

True story: my fiance didn’t read or watch any of the HPs when they were coming out, but I really wanted to see Deathly Hallows 2, so he agreed to plow through the whole series so he’d be prepared.

Aw, just because he’s a shitty director doesn’t mean we can’t all still love him with ironic passion.

He’s got Terminator coming up — I’m sure he’ll be fine.

In some fairness, Cannes does have a reputation of panning perfectly good movies for weird reasons. But the more I hear about this particular film, the more it does sound like the hottest of messes.