Well played.

It’s painful that they’re still going through with a studio release after the reception at Cannes. Everyone in the cast looked like orphaned baby birds, shivering in the cold, dark French judgment after that screening.

Good news.

And, as it stands, they're both doing fine. What I really like is that they account for the amount of money that they'd both realistically be making, and they put them in apartments and clothes that someone at that level would genuinely own/have.

"They're broke, but they're also, like, white upper-middle-class privileged people," says Glazer. "It's not real rags-to-riches. It's fake poor. They could always move home if they needed to."

Nearly everyone associated with this is "rumored to be leaving," which is just Hollywood code for "asking for more money."

Yes, I'm sure that Mrs. Dornan, former wife of Colin Farrell and main player in the sacrilegious sex romp Quills, is just shocked — shocked — at this risque content.

My main take-away is that I just don't feel like women talk or behave like this. It feels so much like men imagining the bitchy inner workings of female friend groups.

YOU KNOW I SAID OUT OF CHARACTER.

I love Brian Williams and all, but this is the meme the people need in these trying times.

I've never wanted anything to be true more in my life.

I have a confession to make, and I feel like I need support with it: Does anyone else find Rainn Wilson strangely sexy when he's out of character?

Hey, if you're happy being bare-faced, then own it.

Yep. Lisa Eldridge's videos are basically tranquility porn.

Yeah — I finished my BA and was all ready to enter the rewarding, exciting, and definitely-employable world of academia by getting a PhD. Then I sat down with a handful of Professors who all but shook me and said, "GOD NO."

I absolutely know that you're coming from a good place, but I think hearing phrases like "working a thankless job" is part of what makes it feel thankless.

At the same time, I feel like you're often told that you shouldn't be allowed to like or enjoy a job that isn't prestigious or rewarding or fun. I like my desk job — it's a steady routine, it's a comfortable 9-5, it gives me a living wage, and a lot of great benefits.

Has James been publicly "apologizing"?

I saw it myself (on a cam download — didn't want to donate money to abuse, if that's the way the movie came off).