MRAs believe that society sees all men as child rapists and therefore the world glares at fathers taking care of their children.

And yet these are the same dudebros who constantly complain about fat women taking up too much room.

My Cousin Vinny is a masterpiece.

I like the idea that Woody Allen thinks that the only reason a woman isn't in the mood is because she's already spent her available sex credits with some other dude.

I was thinking that the other day. Emma Stone appears to have taken her place. Which... no offense to Stone, but a 23 year old Scarlett Johansson really looked like a woman in a way that Emma doesn't. Which makes his current muse seem a lot creepier.

People buy into the fart-smelling notion that he's an intellectual filmmaker who makes movies about grown-ups in a time when most films are just shoot 'em ups and superheroes.

With Woody Allen, I think there's almost always been a fairly large age gap.

Kill it with fire.

I think Midnight in Paris is his only genuinely good movie. And even then the ending — spoilers, etc. — in which the 40-something lead decides it's just easier to shack up with a girl in her early 20s than deal with "older" (read:30-something) women and all of their thoughts and personalities drives me crazy to this…

I watched Magic in the Moonlight over the weekend because I was sick and had run out of good things to watch and felt like suffering more.

Sure, but I guess it's more that he's disgusting and enjoys being disgusting and doesn't hide the fact that he's disgusting. He doesn't get a pat on the back for it, but in a way it is good PR because you're never going to hear a story about him being a gross womanizer and think anything other than, "Well, that's Leo!"

I'll say this for Leo: at least he didn't spend a year praising the timeless, fairy-tale love he had with his wife while banging other women.

If he is, it's even more pathetic. I feel like the Jonas Brothers haven't been relevant for at least 5 years.

DO YOU EVEN INTERNET BRO.

Not that I expect much better from The Daily Mail, but I love the wording that implies a 9 year old is "asking for it."

I agree — I think the problem is that we currently find it sexy when grown women pretend to be little girls, so unfortunately it makes a strange kind of sense that we start projecting that onto little girls who are just being actual little girls.

But next-day hair is so fucking hard to contend with, man.

Good. I love it when they're scared.

I'm confused about how the fish-and-chips thing got the waiter fired, unless he was a dick in how he answered her.

This is my dream.