As a "woman of size," I will say that when I do get "properly catcalled," it comes in the form of a fairy godmothering, which is both creepy and insulting.

Why would someone just touch your hair without saying anything? What the everloving fuck?

LOHAN: Cady's with Oprah in Africa working at children's schools with a family, teaching girls to be nice to each other.

Yes. You are now required, by law, to wear cargo pants and sandals.

What makes me angrier is when I'm made to feel bad for not acknowledging someone yelling at me while I'm walking down the street.

I think that assuming someone's gay based on random rumors you've heard and the fact that they asked about a male celebrity is uncomfortable, especially because the article goes on to argue that she felt like she was being used as a beard all night.

This is probably the best article I've seen on this issue so far.

I love Chris Morris with all of my heart and will watch this immediately.

She was a little kid.

These women are obviously sinners. That's why they have to stay in liminal spaces — like behind boxes or door jambs.

Parties are the devil's work.

Were there spooky bottles of Jack Daniels dressed up to look like Dracula?

When I'm looking for an authority on celebration, I always think of Kirk Cameron.

There are so many out-of-work English majors she could hire to ghost write this shit.

It works with this show because it has a shorter episode run and more of the show is about the detective's home life than the actual case.

She's fantastic in it. The first two episodes seem really stock/boring, but then it kicks into overdrive.

With the pizza guy, I know he was obviously nasty and a bad tipper, but I can't help but feel that it was probably his only social interaction on Friday nights in the Summer, and that bums me out hard.

I'm far more concerned by the weird photoshopping on Joe Francis's instagram.

I like my metaphors well mixed.

Get him to eat pineapple or go vegetarian beforehand.