I was ready to side-eye him, but it's clear from the video that he's reading someone else's copy, and it almost comes off as him laughing at the ridiculous shit they wrote up for him to say.

Of course not, silly billy! Women should accept men for who they are, but men should accept women for dat ass!!!!

Do men really want to buy a product that insinuates that they fucked a dog and a goldfish?

Own it you anthropomorphic queen.

Is Piers Morgan just a cartoon villain at this point?

But theoretically? It's Emily Ratajkowski or gtfo.

Further research shows that he will tell his bros that he likes whatever his bros like.

Seriously, physical therapists in particular are some of the sweetest and most body-positive people I've ever met. The Cardinal busted his knee a few years ago and gained about 60 pounds after being told to stay off his leg on worker's comp. When he went in for physio post-surgery, he was really embarrassed and his…

Let's all reflect on this subtle shade from Keira Knightley, the People's Princess:

TOTALLY the same place. This is crazy. When did you stay there?

Hey, what's going on?

I've received enough feedback on here that's led me to believe you really are better off with a hotel. Plus the food is so amazing and affordable in New Orleans that we barely used our full kitchen anyway.

YES! Although ours was really clean (just some dustiness under the couch). It was more than people than the place, which was fine (apart from the broken bed).

I'm seething with jealous. Esplanade is so gorgeous.

You are genuinely the laziest troll I've ever encountered, dear.

It makes you a hypocrite.

Spencer's brother.

On the upside, you now know how to make ice.

She did, however, date the brother of the worst cast member of Made in Chelsea, however. Which I'm sure was punishing.

I doubt we'd be interested in the British royals were it not for Diana and her ability to produce mildly attractive sons who then go on to date attractive rich women.