For any MRAs crying "feminist double standard" here, do you really not remember the fuss made over Anna Chapman?

Enough. I get it. She can't even stand up on her own. Maybe she has some kind of inner ear condition?

Wow. Now you're making fun of her problems with balance?

There's no need to mock her for her poor reflexes. Which is what I assume this is pointing out.

Let's say all of that is true — and honestly, I do think it's possible that it is — you don't think it's rude and seriously uncomfortable to publicly shame and cajole your estranged wife into taking you back? You see so many comments on articles about this new album saying things like, "Damn, Paula, give the man a…

Also I heard that all kids who find themselves in bad situations and feel pressured into peddling drugs due to the poor resources available to them should be punished for the rest of their lives.

And I'm not sure you ever will.

Given everything he's said about her, I'm not entirely sure he's aware she has the ability to speak. He seems to consider her a piece of art.

Beyonce is one of the best-selling artists of all time, and yet throughout her entire career her success has always been attributed to either her father or her husband.

Jesus hates communists. It's clear from all of his really capitalistic teachings.

Maybe God let me trade a little more height for a little less boob.

Extra points if you nicknamed your period John Wilkes Booth.

I feel like Seth Meyers brings out the worst in people. Because he's a terrible host.

I think she somehow correlated getting your period earlier with slowing down in general because puberty?

I got my first period at 11. My highest ambition in life, up to that point, was to be really tall. Like 6' tall. The first thing my mother did was to sagely nod at the blood and agree that I was in fact having my important pubescent woman flowering and then said, "Well, just so you know, this means you won't be tall."

HDU, Lindy. Dr. Oz is AMERICA'S Doctor. All he wants to do is help by suggesting 43 different brands every episode.

Flaca, Taystee and Poussey are all nicknames too. I feel like this complaint is a bit... silly. It's a fictional character and she is best known as "Crazy Eyes."

Wow no kidding.

What I love is the fact that the whole idea is to DIY with something you already have in your home, and yet people are going in droves to Michael's to buy jars that cost more than a proper glass.