The shitty cafe near my work does "cake in a jar" and I want to smash every last one.

A+ reference. Haters use wads of paper.

This was a jk based on the white, middle-class guacamole rage from a few weeks ago.

Sorry, callback to a previous post.

CHIPOTLE ISN'T EVEN REAL MEXICAN THO. GUACAMOLE RAGE.

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

Overrated, but not bad.

More than like a tablespoon?

But Pinkham, you eat at Arby's.

Vancouver is such a mish-mash of pretentious yet boring food and shit like this. I just don't get it.

For fuck's sake, Canada. We're better than this.

My mother is Jewish, so no amount will ever be enough.

Yeah, I thought we were past the Keira Knightley snark by now. She's regularly in award-winning or award-nominated films and is a celebrated actress — on top of being white, blonde and pretty. While the WBP quotient is certainly high for Vogue cover contenders, I'm disappointed to see her on this otherwise relatively…

I wish their was a way to make sure that comments like these found their way to the top of the pile. People's rage against the transgender community is absurd.

With a name like billionaire socialist, he has to be a troll.

#blessed

I have a Diva and I love it, but it seems like they're pretty much all the same.

It's not true that women don't go see as many movies, or that young men aren't the primary targets for advertising?

Actually, I'm not sure that that's true. It's not so much that women don't go to see movies — it's that advertisers know that young men in particular are willing to spend disposable money on dumb shit. So a male action film can have way more tie-in material and justify a much larger budget.