Ironically at you, for not knowing the "true" Baldwin-approved® definition of Queen.

How dare you?

If I recall correctly, he tried to spin it that he would never, ever have used "queen" or "queen-y" in a gay context! My word, what do you think he is — a monster? He simply utilized this piece of nebulous slang to describe someone who thinks they're above their station, of course!

I suspect Cumberbatch is already on his way down because there's this immediate backlash of, "Wait — HIM?" that will hurt them in the long run.

I'm a little worried about his star burning a bit too bright right now, to be honest.

She's 22 and fresh out of college... but the real learning's about to begin.

Oh, Jamie. You stupid, beautiful fool.

It happens over time. Literally everyone starts out with, "I don't get it. Honestly, guys, I mean — I guess he's a good actor, but he's really not that cute."

DDL has been acting for 42 years. Hiddleston and Cumberbatch have been at it for 12 and 11 years, respectively.

That's opinion, not fact.

I'm not disagreeing about DDL, but you can hardly call Hiddleston and Cumberbatch bad actors.

They're actually represented by the same PR firm. Christmas bonuses for all!

More for your pains:

Nah, I'm fucking with you.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PERV.

Once you see it...