The second I saw this, I knew the trolls would be all over it. Because basic human decency is obviously a foreign concept.

Wait, can I actually turn a doorknob with my butt?

Why has *this* post brought out the trolls?

Did he sound like Johnny Cash, though?

Well, sure, but is that "famous," or is that two people from a show that just started? I see your point, but if you don't watch the show, it's not like these people are on par with the others on this list. I checked Manning's IMDB and it looks like the last thing I saw her in was 8 Mile. I'm not being snarky, I'm just…

Well, obviously I massively over-stated it. I'd say I have no idea who kscodders, taryn manning and matt mcgorry are. I didn't realize who Casper Smart was until I saw him next to JLo (and he's definitely "famous for being famous"). And, if you want to get technical, Snooki and Kelly Osbourne are reality TV stars.

I don't think so — I spend an unhealthy amount of time on Oh No They Didn't, so I feel fairly well-connected to pop culture and I'm guessing that several of these people are more "social media celebs."

I don't know who half of these people are.

The real problem is the whole idea of labeling soemthing a "chick flick" or a "guy movie."
When Harry Met Sally has all the hallmarks of a "rom-com, chick flick" but it's so much more. Ditto something like Die Hard or The Avengers. The problem is when someone makes a groundbreaking or at least very fun version of a…

There are a million "How was it for you — as a lady actor?" gems like that from the Avengers media blitz, but this is one of my favorites. Everyone's faces (but especially Clark Gregg's) kill me.

One thing that always drives me crazy is when articles are titled along the lines of "Feminists want to cut Richard Madden's BALLS OFF!!!" and I always sit there thinking, "I've been on Jezebel long enough to know that on a list of things Jezzies want to do with Dick Furious's manparts, removal doesn't make the cut,…

IS IT?

Just get some ground allspice and put it on all your shit.

Cumberbatch?

mfte. I don't like crying when things get heated, but it happens. It's not a way "out" and it's not a way of making my boyfriend seem like an asshole, it's a fucking INVOLUNTARY REACTION, like all crying.

You just explain it to her that if this behavior keeps up then there will be consequences. That's how I've done it.

Flip flops, sunglasses, lipstick, mascara... it's like heaven if heaven was filled with really cheap shit.

Yeah — I remembered thinking, "Ooh, God. Not that dress. Jessica would be horrified if she found out..."