You know something's wrong when you feel like an old spinster failure at 25. I feel like I spent three days mourning for my youth after my birthday. I mean what the fuck.

Why don't you have a high opinion of the liberal arts?

Yep. I suspect a lot of "Leaning In" comes from this feeling that it's "rebellious" to not want it all, and that maybe we really are meant to be in the home if we can't all be CEOs. I get down on myself constantly because, at 25, I'm not in my dream career. And for months and months I was beating myself up over it,…

And yet she rebounded with The Douche.

Given the fact that in this interview she keeps saying "we," it sounds like they have a healthy co-parent relationship, and rumors that he'd cheated were pretty roundly denied.

I feel like I'm still even sadder about her divorce than I would be about my own.

But I don't see the problem with a bigot claiming they're being satirical.

So women shouldn't be in positions of power until they're 100% faultless in all ways?

It's like negative space in the painting — fill it with your dreams, my unicorn!

Also no — no wrapping. Mostly because I'm using such a small amount and it absorbs quickly.

Coconut oil dries me out, for whatever reason. It does sink into your skin and hair faster, but I didn't like the results.

I have thick, medium-length curly hair and I use maybe about a nickel-sized amount on the lower 2/3rds of my hair and the let it sit for at least an hour before I go to bed (to avoid greasy pillows).

I recently started using avocado oil as a hair treatment (overnight), a makeup remover and a night cream and it works better for all three of those things than anything I've ever purchased in the cosmetics section.

Fuck Season 4.

Ugghhhh I'm so glad that Jessica Alba's role seems to be as "like-minded prize."

I said this the last time this show was mentioned, a number of people enlightened me to the fact that Green, despite playing awkward sweethearts (normally), is kind of a douchey fratboy himself.

Yeah, but the problem with that premise is that it's this great loophole wherein an ignorant, sexist, racist moron gets to claim he's none of those things because he's "just being satirical." The problem with McFarlane is that there's this undercurrent of "I'm saying what you're 'not allowed' to say." And ultimately,…

Maybe they shrunk them on purpose. I'd want more of that butt in my life, too.

I want this to fail so badly, but going by the current TV hits, it'll probably be on for 13 years.

Excuse you? I do. I just don't agree with the idea that he's "allowed" to gain weight when a female co-star wouldn't be. Nhf this fat-shaming.