Yeah... I don't fault him for wanting a steady job, but I feel like he wasted some prime acting years that he can't ever get back.

Hmm. While he has definitely gained some weight, it might be possible that the costume designer is just putting him in unflattering clothes. I don't watch Castle much anymore, but are they playing his character more and more as a doof? They might think having him look sort of chubby and hulking would work toward the…

Yeah, I remember the Captain Tightpants joke, but I think that that had more to do with the pants than the size of his ass. Well, his ass has always been a rather surprising bubble shape, but still — he wasn't chubby in his Firefly days.

No, it doesn't. It questions why there's a double-standard. Nathan Fillion is still a studly dude, but our society continues to reward men despite weight gain, whereas women are essentially asked to leave the party.

Oh, believe me — I know. And I want to make it clear that I in no way seek to shit on the women who take these jobs. If someone wanted to hand me a merchandising job tomorrow, I wouldn't say, "Oh, but isn't there someone more qualified than me?" I'd just take it.

Yeah, that came out weird. I more meant, "Believe it or not, even American Apparel has more of a "right" to act like the weight of their female employees is somehow relevant to their business model."

Sometimes all you can do is laugh and shake your head. Because, as a company, we're in major trouble as a result of these bone-headed practices.

Believe it or not, my company doesn't have anything to do with clothing.

Matthew Perry absolutely — and he was open about his battle with alcoholism.

Well, that sounds crazy.

He was! Easily the best Dogberry I've seen in my life.

Yes. Because your "fat friend/co-worker" will pick up on this subtext and it will come off as patronizing and cruel.

Did you get the feeling she was being ignored because she came off as manic/weird, or just that the hosts weren't having it in general?

Yeah, I think ultimately that that's the point — he looks like he went through normal middle-age, whereas Catherine went from looking like a normal 30/40-something mom to some kind of LA freakshow. Which is the weirdest thing — if she'd maintained a kind of glamorous, artificial appearance, then maybe I could…

It's hard to know. But honestly, the idea that Yoko "changed" him or didn't deserve to get beat or whatever is, in many ways, much worse. So, what, less worthy women can get slapped around?

George was the best Beatle, and he had the hottest son.

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What exactly is Yoko Ono's crime, apart from marrying an egotistical, abusive asshole and then being blamed for the dissolution of an already-broken band?

Dean Norris is my new favorite person.

Yeah, it's real nice that he treated Sean and Yoko well, but Julian Lennon and his mother might have another story to tell...