Adding a quick "ditto" re: the men of CSI (original flavor) and the women. I don't watch it anymore, but the guy who played Grissom must've ballooned up about 60 pounds, whereas Catherine Willows just got more botoxed and peroxided as the show went on.

I've shared this before, but I'm currently in a situation where I'm 98% certain that I've been passed over for two jobs in marketing (merchandising and PR) because of my weight.

I love Nathan, but I've thought about that quite a few times. Or the fact that he's still considered desirable or handsome or leading man material.

"Is there any reason why kittens/cats seem to love chewing on gummy textures?" asks the girl who's bought 5 pairs of headphones this year.

And ripped off of the great Marvin Gaye.

It's not just Jezebel, though. This has been an insanely hot topic on numerous websites because this song continued to be an enormous hit, the men involved with it made a shit ton of money and then laughingly kept repeating that they saw nothing wrong. And plenty of people agreed — and still agree — with them.

I agree completely — the full disgusting impact of this song didn't really hit home until now.

Don't ruin this graphic for me.

I know, I know. I wanted an excuse to use that graphic.

Whhhhaaaaattttt.

I thought the same thing about Jamie Foxx and his gorgeous daughter at the Oscars. It feels weird to be relieved that middle-aged men aren't walking around with teenagers as dates.

Advantage: Western Canada.

They sell that at T&T (a local Asian supermarket) here in Vancouver and I'm 98% sure that the idea is that it makes you sweat because it's supposed to increase your metabolism or something. Total bullshit, I'm sure, but at least it's not bottled sweat.

Honestly, Sarah, you're a talented, beautiful, thin, secure, famous and successful comedian. What the fuck else could they have picked on?

The funny thing is, I notice way more dudes with poop anxiety than ladies.

I don't prefer one or the other, but I am genuinely shocked at how many people are afraid of pooping in a washroom outside of their home. A co-worker of mine confesses she always waits until she goes home. If you need to take a shit at, say, 1pm and you can hold it until 7, something tells me that you are not getting…

Everyone on ONTD lost their minds over this, but I'm not terribly impressed. It sounds sort of generic.

I once had an English teacher tell an entire class that "____ and me" was never proper grammar in any situation.

These shorts are threatening the very FABRIC OF REALITY.