but on a hot dog...hey now.

Parisian gyro stands, when giving you a gyro to go, put the french fries on top of the (triangular-looking) gyro. They are arguably better than gyros with the fries on the side. But maybe I just think that because Paris.

The California burrito has been showing up in places in Los Angeles too (Super Mex to be specific) and I love it.

CHOLULA. Always, and forever.

Ahem.. (and I can not believe I get to use this gif in the proper context)

Some women don't like to give a beej but want to do stuff for their man when they're having their monthly. Sometimes women get really in to it and you see them looking at you while they stroke it and it's awesome. As a guy, you see that look in her eye and think "she totally wants me to pop" and that can, uh, help…

That seems like a whole lot of words to just throw some side-eye at a sex thing some people do.

I'm not even going to read the article, I'm just going to say that the header GIF for this is God's gift to mankind.

We must inform Garfunkel and Oates.

You post those Avengers 2 behind the scenes pics, & miss the best one. (Source)

Hello darkness, my old friend....

"That's not pine tar, it's...[voice deepens]

Umpire: Oh, what's this on your neck?

I've made a huge mistake

This woman makes really impressive cakes.

"I must not Fox News. Fox News is the mind killer.

Best hide and seek players, ever.

HOW IS THERE AN EXPANDED CAST TO UNDER THE DOME?

I just bet he's saying, "Damn you, Doooooooooooooooome!!!"

Considering that the man you have pictured is his grandfather, I'm going to go with it's ok that he has the name.