Whether or not they're collectively bargained, Goodell still has input into every penalty. Sometimes it's during the negotiation stage, and sometimes it's a unique situation where he makes the ultimate decision on his own.

Register for things you already own, or for things that look close enough to what you already own that people won't notice.

It makes more sense when you realize she's talking about Jefferson Davis and the Confederacy.

Best item ever.

You guys, I think I might be in some sort of Burger Convergence. The place where I'm sitting right now is within a mile of all five of the top burger places on the list.

An alternative / addition to the Worcestershire sauce:

San Diego: French fries in a sandwich? That's crazy! ... ::stuffs french fries inside burritos::

This explains why they started selling those terra-cotta reusable salad containers.

"The Double Down was a fine idea, but after we saw it we asked: 'what if we cheez-stuffed and deep-fried one of the poor, unfortunate souls from Urusula's Garden and used that as a hamburger bun, instead?'"

*tap, tap, tap*

But now the lead singer has an Oscar, so it's way more prestigious.

For what it's worth, I took the comment to which you're replying to mean that the policies were successful in covering up assaults, not in preventing them (although I can see how it could be read the other way).

Oh, I absolutely agree, and didn't mean to imply otherwise, I was just talking about rate of absorption into the bloodstream. BAC is a function of input into the bloodstream via the small intestine versus output as the alcohol is processed, champagne ups the input rate a bit relative to warm plain alcohol, but the…

The <i>only</i> way that this article makes any kind of sense is that they're not measuring alcohol/calorie, but somehow that nebulous "buzz" term incorporates some amount of self-reporting or typical serving size, because calories from alcohol is never going to be beaten by calories from alcohol+sugar, and insisting…

I'll just grow a goatee and be the evil one.

6'8" Mini Cooper Driver checking in, as well.

I know it felt like the movie should have been over by then, but San Diego got attacked by a T-Rex in the last action sequence in The Lost World.

Hey Bobby! Little King Trashmouth found himself a machine gun!