Solution: have East Asian wedding. Problem solved.

"If you ignore all of the "trying to deny people equality stuff," I think the most offensive part is how little creativity people have in their arguments in favor of bigotry."

But having said all that, I think it's important to recognize that that doesn't mean [you] have a right to [people being] comfortable with you.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

Anything by Proclip USA

Anything by Proclip USA

When your boy is ready, this account is for him.

In the moment, I was too embarassed to think. After I got home and he explained what it was, I could immediately make out that it was a cow. The creepy part (as if the picture was not enough) is that for some inexplicable reason, on the opposite page my son drew a giant lobster who locked eyes with the chicken. You…

Regarding the chicken horse tugjob, it was as bad a night as it sounds. We were forced to sit at our kids desks, which were arranged in clusters of 5. I am already uncomfortable sitting in a chair designed for 9 year olds in way too close proximty of 4 other parents - all women mind you. I was one of 2 dads who…

congrats on the best reply of the modern kinja era.

How do I post the chicken - handjob picture?

"Most of the world runs because of the rest of us who make things and keep things running. The a small fraction of peopleare reaping the benefits of our ingenuity and labour."

Most of the world runs because of a small fraction of people who make things and keep things running. The rest of us are reaping the benefits of their ingenuity and labour.

Hey, look! Ayn Rand has a Burner account!

We're competitive, we're just not very good.

THAT was the longest article you've ever seen?

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

Yes, dig the foundation for a large compound where you can invite all the people from the Internet who want to live with you now.

Clearly, the artistic vision of the illustrator is the real story here.