Maybe put it on a wire rack after cooking, instead of a plate?

Sirrah, please do not compare a garment factory to your pamphleteering.

Of course there's something you can do about it. You can make it affect their bottom line. Roger Goodell didn't become King of the NFL because he's the strongest and meanest one, the owners picked him and liked him because they make them lots of money. If something happens that starts making them less money…

Wogene ... wo-gene ... Whoa, Gene!

So great. I hope you've seen the Bob's Buskers version of it:

They actually sent him several rejection letters when he applied, but ...

This ad campaign brought to you by somebody who caught the last half of Major League on tv last month.

I don't do the whole thing, but at the very end of the credits, my wife and I both sing "GAAAME OOOOF BOOOONES" to the dog, in time with the music.

Setting aside the fact that it's a terrible thing to do, if she sent you the pics (meaning you didn't take them), you don't own the copyright. If you don't own the copyright, you can't post them other places.

There's a picture of it at the top of this article.

That GIF is sort of the inverse of this:

Could be the packaging issue, could be that Amazon got a particular shipment which had issues.

I'm in the same boat as someone else in the thread, where I'm tall enough (taller than anyone else who's given their height in this thread) that my knees usually touch the seat in front of me. Someone reclining their seat will hit my knees, and there's no way to stretch my legs out to avoid this without lifting…

Does he keep asking you for "sex sex sex"?

The dog is just as frustrated as he is.

Somebody gave Caroline Kitchens a fake copy of Grays Sexual Assault Almanac and she fell for it.

In the event that it doesn't happen, do you know anyone who's handy with a sewing machine?