On the other side of the field, the back end of the end zone could magically stretch out a distance equal to the amount of the penalty that was unable to be assessed (preferably by using some kind of Back to the Future II technology, but you could get a similar effect by moving the pylons and the ball back the amount…

Plus, you'd have to bounce it right off that trampoline that Apollo 15 left there, and what are the odds of that?

When there's two ladies having sex, that's two possible pregnancies. It's basic math, like buying two lotto tickets instead of one.

Only if we can bring a Mariscos truck with us.

Yes. The Mission burrito is a burrito combination plate with the bland side items inexplicably inside. Like ordering a side salad with a sandwich, but specifying that you want the side salad just jammed in between the bread with the rest of the sandwich fillings.

While gerrymandering is certainly a problem in the House and state legislatures, it would take some doing to change the boundaries of a Senator's district.

If it'll keep him out of the draft, he'll shit anywhere.

They didn't pull the shirt. The shirt pulled itself.

0.33 - The "come on Buddy" KGB guy is Other Barry's volleyball partner.

Side out, Buddy.

Nicaraguacamole.

Absolutely. He's never gonna get her bra off with those stubby little arms.

Biker taking video/pictures with an iPad at about 5:09.

Oh, I totally agree it makes sense now that I'm a grownup, and I've learned that you don't have to live in a mansion to have frozen steaks available. And I even understood the effort that went into cooking a turkey dinner when I read it as a kid, so it made sense that they couldn't do that.

I loved this book when I was a kid (and still do).

Nailed it.