Incidentally, one of the big reasons I've been gaming on my One a whole lot instead of any of my other consoles is due to "snap TV" being so god damn awesome.

Seth Green Goblin

worth a shot.

My mother is a whacko who believes in the worst types of homeopathic/woo medicine and is extremely pushy and arrogant about it. She belittles anyone who goes to doctors or uses actual medication to cure an illness and has gone so far as to convince cancer patients to quit chemotherapy in favor of drinking her magical…

You seem like the right person to tell this story to. I was working in a busy ER. We had a LOT of drug seekers. One of these was a scrawny, lippy little female, complaining of "back pain." The doctor ordered a shot of narcotic pain reliever (which I didn't want to give her, but Hey! orders are orders), so I prepared…

If you put an obscene amount of cheese on my sandwich, I'd probably assume you wanted to be BFFs for life.

Years ago, when I was working at a small company, they hired a young guy to assist the three senior women in our department.

This is really creepy.

This is horribly anti-feminist of me, but it was also incredibly enjoyable. I was dating a total douche that was sleeping around with another girl. Of course, being a very mature young lady (/sarcasm), I was upset at this girl for stealing my man. I would get off work, go to his house, and she would be on the couch.…

I buy things off a person's wedding registry and never give them the gift.

When I was on my freshman cheer team, this one girl was a total bitch to me the entire time. She did whatever she could to make me quit. When it came time to try out for varsity the next year, she made it and I did not. This wasn't a big deal — it just meant another year on JV for me, this time as captain — but I…

I can be kind of a prankster to douche frat boys so I have two stories from college.

My ex-husband was...difficult, so put it mildly. But I believed that we loved each other, so it could all be worked out, right? WRONG. Turns out, he was a regular Craigslist perv who hooked up with strangers all throughout our marriage - both male and female, as long as they dressed female. This was shocking, to…

When I found out my staunch vegan boyfriend was cheating on me I put a slice of extra cheese pizza in his laptop and closed it.

I signed a homophobic and sexist co-worker up for various gay publications, subscriptions and fan clubs. I paid the subscriptions with money orders and had some sent to his home and some to work.

I used to work at Hobby Lobby in high school, and after I was let go basically for daring to be in after school sports and requesting time off so that I could be in a play, I proceeded to steal probably hundreds of dollars worth of art supplies and random petty shit throughout the years. I have no remorse. Where's…

I am pretty sure what I did was illegal, but hopefully the statute of limitations has expired. I dated an terrible person, when I became pregnant, he told me that he didn't want to hear about it. When I broke up with him he wrote me a long letter detailing all the reasons I should kill myself. He would call, text,…

I'm on a month-long camping trip with a bunch of other college students. There's this guy I like, and he likes me. We sit together every day, tell each other secrets, it's cute as hell. There's a girl on the trip who doesn't really have friends yet, so one day I invite her to sit between me and this guy. The three…

I'm not the most eloquent person, but I'm always eager to share two tales from my time working at Wendy's.

I'm a pretty chill person, but one time in college someone took my clothes out of the washing machine and piled them on the floor within minutes of the cycle ending (there was one washer/dryer on the hall). I was annoyed, but put them in the dryer anyway. When I went back later my clothes were back on the floor, still…