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PooveyFarmsRacing
PooveyFarmsRacing

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.

Good for Boomer. That's a REAL apology, not the usual "sorry if I offended anyone" fauxpology that has become the refuge of those who say dumb stuff.

The amount of money I'm willing to let go off for this is staggering.

I love your cropping. "I can't believe I'm how I don't read anymore."

Welcome to the internet, where the comments come first and the articles don't matter.

You need a man to be a man and a woman to be a woman.

yeah, but white dogs are gritty and have a lot of intangibles

It annoys me so much! Everyone knows her name is Kelly C. Her and Carl Drogo were going to change the world!

I wish I could give this a second favorite, just for your dad- who is awesome.

When I was 16, I applied for a hostess job at a local restaurant. Halfway through what I felt was a normal interview, I was told that I was being hired because of my ample chest and that I'd be expected to wear button down shirts (everyone else wore polos) and show cleavage. Obviously, I didn't take the job and I went

Wait for Shadow!!! ALWAYS WAIT FOR SHADOW!!!

Even if XV turns out great, I'm sure it won't surpass VI but get a bit closer than the ones between the two.

The bosses at NBC would like me to inform you that it's spelled "milquetoast," not "milk toast."

"Lemme at her, Barry."

AWWWWW

Straight up stealing a kiss from the POTUS? Bold move. This woman is my hero.

You guys, this is just common sense. Like, if you're a guy, then you have a penis. And if you masturbate, then you're touching your penis. Which makes you a guy touching a penis. Which makes you gay.

Shaman:

There's a new Homestar Runner cartoon today...

I kind of always just assumed the Bob Saget voice was how Ted hears his own voice in his head? Like you know how you hear your voice in your head, but then when you hear a recording of your voice, you're like "the fuck? I sound like that?"