Can you do any better than a Pinto Wagon?

I really should have gone with "Actually, filming a Kennedy shooting wasn't that hard."

Back in Kennedy's day, you would have had to set up lighting and hold a 5,000-lb. Panovision camera over your shoulder and it would have been a whole THING.

Loki approves...

"Come on, big money, no Whammies . . . oh fuck, it's Robin Thicke."

Won't the bear be a tad upset about that?

Beautiful moment totally ruined when I clicked on that Jay-Z link and a GIANT Robin Thicke swiped across my screen.

I am a black male. I am much more offended by the threat of shitting in someone's fucking mouth than anything else. I am also concerned that I seem to be the only person who is appalled by this.

We just sent our 19-year-old guy to the great beyond today. He was the best and was cheeky enough to have done this, if he had been a downtown cat in his younger days. He was such an attention whore too.

Oh Jesus Christ!! A Pro-Bowl all-world NFL offensive lineman wants to go out and blow off some steam and everyone starts acting like a bunch of pussies about it! Give me a fucking break!!! There was probably black music on at that bar saying Ninja this and Ninja that. Oh Paleaseeeee!! Where was Martin in that video…

He went to Florida. That is statistically unlikely.

I hate to break this to you, the PC Police only exist in your head. Like Santa Claus and a Professional football team in Jacksonville.

I laughed for 1 flat second than realized that's a serious question that needs to be asked.

/sorry

So does Mike Pouncey have any friends who aren't dickheads?

Well, this just confirms every suspicion about Incognito that I had: he is the type of guy that wears gym shorts to the bar.

THEYLL BE SORRY HES A PRO BOWL PLAYER NOT A DRUG ADDICT LOSER. I HOPE THY ALL GET AIDS AND—

Maybe he can get a job working with his Uncle Guy.

Supposedly he had an offer from Cleveland but declined stating "I don't play with the Browns"