Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

God damn you, I make that fucking macaroon joke all the time and NO ONE FUCKING GETS IT.

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

Also dubious was Incognito's gesture of sending a desert gift basket of Octaroons and Half-black and white cookies

+0.5

So he's only half-racist.

"The joke police? Why didn't I think of that?!" - Greg Schiano

Obviously we all would have expected someone named Incognito to be harder to find.

Find that guy's birthday and I guarantee you've got the keypad code to his garage.

Bah. Foiled again.

Did anyone else read this and think, "Shit, what if someone linked together all of my message board postings?"

So according to his (maybe) father, Richie Incognito is habitually taunting and bullying someone he knows has attempted suicide multiple times. Sounds like Richie Incognito is a real piece of shit, even if you accept every word of his father's story.

Fatal Frame.

A+. You win the internet.

We have pictures of this chick doing drugs & making gang signs. I guess it's open season on her, huh? She better not go to the store.

I'm an asshole, I routinely meet other assholes. Haven't killed anyone so far.

Where is your science now!?

You do realize it's possible for an asshole to murder another asshole, right? Like, even if Martin was an asshole, that doesn't mean he wasn't murdered.

Or...

You're new huh?

A step backwards is okay. At least it's not doing what the Xbox One is.