In an effort to quantify just how much effort they put into this promo, here's a list of references that I noticed in the video:

I just wish my damn dog would quit posting them*

I know it's a great show because my wife is so offended by it she refuses to even be in the room when I'm watching it.

This is the most amazing commercial I've ever seen.

Yes! More people need to know about Archer so they'll understand why I want the bad end of my temperature gauge to just say "Call Kenny Loggins" . Then when people ask, I'd say "Cause when the needle gets to that point, I'm in the...danger zone!"

Suddenly, I'm not in such a bad mood at work.

Obama's just like your girlfriend? you mean she shut you down too?

A GOP politician explaining his perspective by putting down some random, possibly made up woman that fits in with the stereotype of just how humorously unreasonable and silly we are? Why of course.

So, Mick? Let's say you and your girlfriend made an agreement together that involved some compromise. Maybe you agreed that you'd go on a spring break trip with her, and she agreed that you guys would go to the nearby beach instead of to Mexico with her friends because you were concerned about keeping costs down.…

Cool story, but what caused your traumatic brain injury?

Fuck that, I loved the hell out of Peggle.

Grandma?

I've watched this so many times....there is still magic on the ice!

"The battle systems have been altered for the other [mobile remakes] for Final Fantasy and VI will be the same. For instance grinding was an issue and people had to spend a lot of time leveling up. Now on the mobile devices the battle systems have been adjusted so you don't have to fight as much and can enjoy the game…

No sure if sarcasm or not. Half of my total playtime was from grinding solely for Kefka's Tower since you had to use 12 of the 14 playable characters, so no low levels or you're dead. My brothers and friends were the same.

its going to be 34.99

Still not my favorite piece of perfect camera work:

I find it hard to believe these dogs didn't have some help removing the faces of the stuffed animals. But I don't care. I love the shots of them wearing the stuffed animals. I am a grim, humorless person who rarely actually laughs out loud at random internet things, but I laughed almost to the point of tears at the…

Onions cause red blood cells in dogs to burst. Too much onion and they can die.