While we're sharing out AV Club favorites...

But really, by deterring people because, y'know, consequences. Like most laws.

These are all great. Thanks to you and Deadspin for sharing

grappa is walter white.

Mojitos are hipster boys that you think could be really good fucks but then they try to be ironically racist and you have to finish them quickly and not get another.

I hope you dance.

Maker's Mark is the "nice guy" who is "tired of being friendzoned by these ungrateful bitches."

Jungle Juice loooooves the Freshman ladies and has been the proud President of his fraternity... for the past 12 and a half semesters.

I don't think you know Jim Beam very well. He might be on the fringe of the dance floor now, but he was just bumping lines with the maid of honor in the bathroom and is about to fuck your cousin after the cake is served.

Riesling: Tells you all of your life choices are wrong, and you should be more professionally aggressive. Only owns one bath-towel.

Ah, the clarity that comes with discovering you're a glass of rosé with a Beam chaser.

Homebrew is that lesbian from college who built the deck on her house and fosters German Shepherds.

Fat Tire is the guy who keeps trying to "turn you on" to bands and memes that were new in 2009.

Southern Comfort uses the phrases " you know you want it" and "that's what she said" at least three times in every conversation.

You'll never be good enough for gin's parents.

Malbec thinks that he's special because he read Kafka in high school, not realizing that everyone read Kafka in high school.

Cheap Candian wiskey is that guy who says he's going to come over and rehang that door for you but never does.

Jack and Coke - The high school boyfriend you always felt like drunk dialing at 2am in college.

This is the first shot I took for Athletes Among Us. I'm lucky it turned out so well, otherwise I may have stopped before I started. I had the idea for this shot but no permission to use the location, so we practiced the shot in the parking lot. Once we were ready we walked in the store, but before we could get the…