A review from Amazon:

A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed.

I really hope no one else can see my search history after today.

It's easy because I never bought their pasta anyway, but I kind of feel bad in these situations because plenty of decent folks end up working for these companies and now are like, "WTF... why couldn't he just STFU?"

2 1/2 STARS

Hold on to my butts!

That excerpt was pretty funny. But I am honestly curious as to how the woman and the T-Rex do it. There are some logistical issues to overcome there.

I didn't know they had gold lamé in prehistoric times. Way to ruin my suspension of disbelief.

There are reasons not to like Rodriguez. She has a handful of DUIs, one of which was a hit and run, and got in trouble for not completing her alcohol education. She was also arrested for assaulting her roommate.

ok, only because it's you.

Yeah!

The entire casting decision is just part of a giant scheme devised to fuck over Trivial Pursuit.

THE Ball So Hard University

I hate Ohio State with every fiber of my being, but....sonofabitch....nicely done, gentlemen.

I understand it. But you understand that it comes off as super smug, right?

Just when I thought today was finally going be the day I go without crying, THIS!!!

No one else is excited for A Hat In Time?! :C

It's not like she said "JRPG kind of girl."

HEY. IT'S LONELY IN THE MIDWEST. GAWD.

If you think contraception is morally objectionable, go the fuck back to the Middle Ages and don't come back.