he was shooting the ball every time he touched it.. sources said – from whatever remote part of the court he had caught the ball.

How do the good people of Butt Land feel about this?

Even though I've heard that their saliva is cleaner than a human's, I still don't think I'd kiss a Greek person.

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

Haslam's favorite amendment.

I'm pretty sure Cabot has it wrong, and they're actually saving the job for Eli.

Belloq and Doom are the wrong 80's villains to single out. I think you meant the greatest movie villain of all time:

Yeah people, pick on someone your own size!

Sochi Police report [translated from Russian using Google Translate.]

Everything he does pisses off a ton of nerds. This dude is the George Lucas of fantasy sports.

You see that he does this during NFL and MLB drafts but that he doesn't do it on NBA drafts. That's because he's too busy with his real job as GM of the Knicks.

Normally, this would come as a complete shock. But for Charlie Villanueva, it didn't even raise an eyebrow.

Elton John: Don't worry, Michael, it gets bett-

Paul, George, John, Wall

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

Why no "on your back" skeleton event?

Seems appropriate. Pretty much anyone can have the Browns coaching job, but just about everyone sucks at it and doesn't last more than a year.

This is always a hazard when you walk around at everyone's fart level.

It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

"Let me try."