I saw this movie Friday night at a film festival and I thought it was fantastic. I understand that movie reviews and pieces like this are subjective, but I think you completely missed the mark here.

Greg Schiano thinks this guy is a lying, coward, and a disgrace to the country.

This poem looks like something that would come out of Alec Baldwin's "Shitter" account.

This makes me want to watch it even less!!!

"I don't see what all the fuss is about."—John Rocker.

I think Leyland will be remembered in a lot fond light. I think a lot of true fans remember the dregs of the early 2000s and Randy Smith. I think a lot of people will remember that magical 2006 season, when the Tigers went to the World Series out of nowhere. As much as people want to call Detroit "Hockeytown", I'd say…

Hey, Mike Adams—shouldn't you be eating a breakfast pizza right now?

Are you calling Don Kelly a tool?

Bucs' Greg Schiano on the continued presence of the gravity of Earth: "Gravity, as much as we'd like it to be an exact science, is not."

What a racist list. Not a single mention of Condoleezza.

If you watch a punch line, you should date Balfour.

No—I just think having some dick nose relief pitcher stare down a teammate and curse at him is an additional motivation to knock the shit out of the ball in the next game.

JIM LEYLAND.

Great bulletin board material for the Tigers to take with them into the next game. Not a smart move.

My favorite sports drink is water because I'm a Schiano Man.

A Schiano Man thinks the government shutdown should effect the nation's public schools because they teach things like biology and fag-English.

I'm hoping the Ranger fans go back to the trailer parks they came out of 5 years ago.

The most prehistoric Texans' fan has only been watching the team's games for three years—so 1 game with the team seems like a long time.

Artwork inspired by a true King.

It's nice that they're already admitting that you need beer goggles to look at their new uniforms.