What a coincidence—I grew up in Detroit and I beat off to a picture of her yesterday.

Pizza is the only available form of produce in the Detroit city limits.

This is brilliant. +1

Shouldn't Joe Johnson's read "Max Contract"?

Jeffrey Loria openly wonders how Obamacare will affect the Marlins payroll next year.

Jeffery Loria's favorite menu item at any Mexican restaurant is the cheeseburger.

Jeffrey Loria personally called NBC executives to have Freaks and Geeks cancelled.

As a Michigan grad, and someone who has attended football games in Austin and College Station, I can say that I was disappointed by the lack of enthusiasm by the fans in both stadiums in the dozen or so games I've attended.

IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT WAS JUST A PRANK FOR A STAND-UP ACT PEOPLE!!!

This day will live in infamy—as the day comedy died.

The Jaguars are playing the Rams this year? I'll put mark that in my calendar next to getting raped by my grandpa.

WHERE'S TED?

Is Saban respected in NFL circles considering the way he quit on the Dolphins? Does he care? I have a feeling like he's probably on regarded on a level near Petrino.

Aside from masturbating instead of dating and getting rid of cable, what's the best way to deal with student loan anxiety?

Darren McFadden (Turftoe).

Yeah, I was about to say, the fan that wrote that has the knowledge of a typical Chargers fan.

Matt Millen invented toll roads.

Todd Haley loves the authentic Italian food offered by the Olive Garden.

Todd Haley came up with the TBS "Very Funny" slogan while he was watching his favorite show Cougar Town.

Todd Haley would never be caught dead eating a "faggot burger" like the Whopper Jr.