PootCarr
PootCarr
PootCarr

Todd Haley went to a midnight screening of Transformers and stood up and delivered a fist-pump and “YEAH!” when the robot said “I am Optimus Prime”.

Todd Haley's favorite BBQ sauce while he was coaching Kansas City was 'ketchup".

Todd Haley drives a Buick Century with a 1997 Police Benevolent Association in the hopes that they will "cut him some slack" if he gets pulled over drunk.

TIME TO RIOT!!!!!

Do you have nightmares about what it's going to be like when Leitch or Grierson passive-aggressively review your movie and give it a "B-"?

I think it's safe to say the most masturbated show off all time among seniors is American Live with Megyn Kelly.

You think posting the reason Detroit went bankrupt is really appropriate right now?

8 years of the GOP sure did the country a lot of good.

Why should people take advice from someone who doesn't know if this is it?

"too darn loud"

RUFIO, RUFIO, RUFIO!

Sum Ting Wong

Dad Boner? Who's next, the guy who wrote Shit My Dad Says?

I hope Brother Love provides a rousing eulogy.

Is he on his boat, the USS AMNESTY?

He is a fan of Hoobastank.