A 30 year prison sentence... isn't that what marriage is anyway?

Try living in Florida

I am so absolutely fantastically okay with this as well.

According to Princeton Mom this is exactly how it should be done! Pre-college lipo so that you can be your Best Self to snag those amazing college guys and obtain Full And Complete Success.

Yeah, I don't get how one can do that. My dad used to tell me I sounded like a herd of cattle when I walked down the stairs. My mom told me she always wanted me to take ballet, but 'fat girls don't look good in tutus.' Le sigh.

I had a baby tooth that was being stubborn, so my slightly older brother decided to pull it out for me. I laid on my back on the couch, and he reached right in there and yanked. This was effective, but I jerked, bit down on his fingers, and he dropped the tooth, causing me to almost swallow it. A little bit of gagging…

I don't mind....

Yeah, I felt weird announcing it anywhere because sometimes I don't know how much of myself I should give to the internet. But I did put up a kind of oblique post about it on my tumblr and then, IDK, I'm just really excited and happy and I feel pretty comfortable with my little afternoon Dirt Bag crowd, so, yeah.…

I want to agree, but I feel like a hypocrite; I wore stirrup pants when I was a teenager.

Man, in that header image, Kim and Nori both look like they are seeing something seriously sketch, while Kanye just gazes adoringly at Kim.

When I had my wisdom teeth removed, I opted to be put under. At some point during the procedure, I woke up. I remember looking up at the surgeon and hearing him say, "Are you OK, sweetheart?" followed by him muttering to the nurse something like, "Give me 20ccs of mrphhmrphhh........." Aaaand I was back out.

When Ciara gonna go back to singing and dancing??????? She is an amazing freak of a dancer! I don't know how much longer I can put up with Rihanna's non-dance moves and Selena's shitty singing & dancing.

Yes! Hippo farting videos! I could link hippo videos all day.

Hiding it from yourself, maybe…?

he has supported me thru clinical depression, an entire year when I cried every single day, my choice to quit work to stay home and run a day care, moved cross country with me (away from his family and close to mine), raised three kids with me, and held my hand thru the sudden loss of my dad.

The Mr. loves me through thick and thin. Through my anxiety, insecurities, and worried personality he still wants me around. After being with me since sophomore yr of high school (15 years ago) and 2 kidlets still wants to bone me all the time.

He lets me have the last beer, always.

He is learning to dance because I am a semiprofessional ballroom dancer and he wants to dance with me.

I hate it. I don't have a computer, so I only use Jez/other sites on my phone. When I comment and someone likes it or responds I still get a notifcation, but I can't click that notification to see which comment of mine has been liked. The scroll menu just says, "Someonewithalongname liked y..." and then it cuts off…