I'm really unclear on this whole notion of a thing you chose to do because it felt good at the time being your worst nightmare. I mean, when I was pregnant I would have nightmares that I forgot I was pregnant and got off-my-ass drunk, or (one terrible night) that I was about to give birth and suddenly remembered that…

He's the main whale in the breeding program if I remember right.

I'd at least say no orca tricks and shows. There are other places who do shows safely with rescued dolphins and such and a ruling against Sea World could hurt them too. The place I work uses almost all rescues (mostly rough-toothed dolphins, sea turtles, and a couple bottlenose dolphins, some of whom were repeat local…

chump change

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Also, if my son was such a humorless little pill, I know I'd suffer moments of "partial dementia" ifyouknowwhatImean.

Can we have a kickstarter to supply strippers to all the nursing homes in America?

or the photographer promoted the hell out of them because they are a strong addition to his portfolio and this is the work he wants to be known for. Stop being so cynical, it's spring!

You're right, you'll just to have to be sensible and use the hair to create a series of wigs, pretending each time you proposition him on twitter that you're a completely different person.

Steal some of his hair each time you see him and start making a life-size doll you can profess your love to every night.

I mean, maybe, but does it really matter? If their plan was "our advertising should target reasonable people who support the happiness of others, and if it could troll a bunch of assholes at the same time that would be good," then I'm pretty okay with that.

Since we're talking inclusive commercials, Chevrolet also has an ad (I saw it dozens of times during the Olympics) that's quite similar to the original Honey Maid one. It showed a bunch of different families — same sex, opposite sex, different races, same race, single parent, and so on — and the voiceover was…

While it's not the exact same situation, General Mills had a similar "idgaf if your bigotry is offended" reaction in continuing to use that interracial family in their Cheerios ads.

I just did some research for you. This kid plays Minkus' son. You're welcome.

GENIUS!

Beautiful I'm crying A++

Not gonna lie. I use Emojis almost entirely for juvenile sex and toilet jokes. This is probably not a unique experience.

SO GOOD 10/10 WOULD WATCH

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15. Don't take money from anyone for the wedding if you don't want them to have a say in the proceedings.