My vet complimented how clean my dog's ears are and it's all because of my best friend's cat licking my dog. It is a purrfect friendship.

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I disagree on the favors! Koozies FTW! Even if you guests don't use them, they're easy to pawn off. Coming from tha land of Mardi gras throws, most people have a drawer full of Koozies to lend to guests and no one really cares if they walk off. Prolly not the classiest favor, but hey, I like to put that ass in class.

Gawd, I must have no hope since I am 31 and have no child yet, nor any resemblance to any famous person (except myself-and if I wasn't so drunk I would insert an appropriate gif).

Perfect library program! We already do altered book programs (we destroy books all the time- donations and discards) plus teen DIY nail art (we did fire nails for Catching Fire). Time to combine the two!

Please explain how big this is and what this is....

I voted for Smirnoff Ice because the amazing movie, Evil Alien Conquerers, said it was the best beverage on Earth. Diedrich Bader and Chris Parnell wouldn't lie to me.

Krewe du Vieux was pretty fun last night! Lots of Olympics jokes and the most amazing bobby jindal twerk themed float.

I'm gonna go with they were trying to gauge what is considered fat by Asian standards and asked if you were comfortable sharing that info, not that they were trying to further persecute you. You said no, end of story, why criticize?

That is scary. I don't something like this would happen to me, but entirely possible since dating someone in an MFA creative writing program is definitely on my regrets list.

I as well! I was raised on Country Crock and Miracle Whip. I still dislike real mayonnaise and butter on bread, but have no aversion to baking with butter.

We've got nutria fur aplenty down south!

Also- Loyola will have their manufactured sneaux event tonight! It'll be so cold outside, it might be like being in real snow. I wouldn't know as I've only seen the pithy inch or so of snow that we get on this side of I-10 on rare occasions.

Also- Loyola will have their manufactured sneaux event tonight! It'll be so cold outside, it might be like being in real snow. I wouldn't know as I've only seen the pithy inch or so of snow that we get on this side of I-10 on rare occasions.

Hello there! I may be lame and just eat king cake in my house in all my layers.
I completely understand- My coworker is from the upper peninsula of michigan and we have a reoccurring battle over the thermostat, at least I can bundle up but there's no amount of ac that can save him during summer.

We in NO hate the cold and cannot function. Were you here when it snowed in 2008? Everyone lost their mind and closed.
I am scared for going out tonight for 12th night activities.

My darling loves to wear her clothes. She mainly has coats and tshirts, but has been known to wear elaborate costumes for Halloween and Barkus. She loves attention, so the positive attention reinforcement from a young age is probably why she doesn't mind getting dressed at all. She also has skin issues, so the tshirts…

I have a friend named Jayme who must do this constantly and she jokes about changing her name to just J-m-e to simplify spelling her name out.