I think the problem here is that the backpack in question has Rainbow Dash on it. Everyone knows that Twilight Sparkle is the best pony.

I'm a NYer. TRUST. I know about the crazy anti-gay politicians, and I have crazy anti-gay-ers in my immediate family :-(

Yes! She couldn't possibly know what Instagram is, nor could she imagine how people who have no idea what her life is like think she couldn't have any of her own agency and, you know, like things. Like Instagram.

I'm a pacifist, so I'm against all violence, but what you say here doesn't make sense. So, you understand why you can feel so frustrated that you want to be violent, (standing up and slapping idiot mothers) but you can't understand how someone else can be so frustrated that they would want to be violent (shake a…

I'm with you. I used to love them, and now I can hardly find one. Of course, when I do Stumble upon the hallowed ground the spongmonkeys sang of, nobody else wants to eat there. The bastards.

Dear John K, please join up with Jhonen Vasquez and make a Ren and Stimpy/Invader ZIM crossover. Thank you.

Very sad, should definitely be looked into. That said, I read the title and immediately shuddered thinking about the numerous times I nodded out while now toddler was a baby and in her pack n play, and the two times it happened in moderate public. No I wasn't on heroin, just severely sleep and nutrition deprived. I…

No problem, comedy club. Hope it doesn't cause *you* an inconvenience. (tweets) (watches deluge of criticism rain down upon club) (laughs and laughs and laughs)

I think we can all agree here that the biggest news to come out of this is that people are still using MySpace.

Yawn. I bet you'll have a coronary over the branding, docking, castration, etc. that goes on every day on farms. Tattoo? Don't be such a pansy. Stupid it was, cruelty no.

Sounds like my Boston, except that she farts AND snores. And I wouldn't trade her for the world.

If you had asked me two weeks ago, I would have said Elegant Loofah because I had the flu and it would have come in handy what with all the coughing, phlegming, vomiting, and crapping, plus I would have saved a fortune on toilet paper and Kleenex. But, now that the antibiotics have kicked in, but I'm still suffering…

My parrot is too much of a princess for the pirate life. I mean, look at her, she'd rather do her makeup than sail the high seas.

Every night I think, "Tomorrow is the morning I get up and go to the gym, eat breakfast, blow dry my hair, and get to work on time." And every morning I fly out the door about 5 minutes later than I should unshowered and still half asleep.

Yes, me too! I am regularly still in bed eight minutes before go time, arguing with myself whether I can actually put on clothing/brush my teeth/put my hair in a ponytail/find my shoes and keys in six minutes.

It's like a fable to me!

Glad somebody said this. Anyone who voluntarily gets something drawn on their body and then judged for it is absolutely not the same as actual discrimination. You chose to get, say, a neck tattoo and a potential employer or love interest feels that because of that that you have bad taste and/or judgement...that's not…

Moral of the story: you should let your dog cop a feel every once in a while.