It's like Walter the Farting Dog is real! He causes explosions too.

I'm in a...ehmm...vulgar Mardi Gras parade and we dressed up as the "Burning Saintsations" once. So now that's what I think about.

I remember that story! Love it, as both a fan and as a cross stitcher.

I really hope that she finds someone to help with this too.

The only way to keep everyone safe is to have umbrella stands full of guns at the entrances of every public space in America. Pick one up as you enter, put it back when you leave.

Do any of them insure against fake bomb threat in the event that the groom forgets to book a place?

The point is that using the bible as a guide for how we ought to run our government is stupid, because the bible is often shitty and violent. And by highlighting the sheer brutality of the bible with a visual aid, she's demonstrating how arbitrary bible thumpers are about what they choose to follow from it.

It's a mercenary world.

I enjoy Modern Love, but I am also uncomfortable with the idea of airing intimate details of your life in the NYTimes without the permission of your (ex) partner. Imagine you had an ex who was an aspiring or mid-list writer and who wrote a column in the NYTimes about his or her version of your relationship....even if…

Rebecca Romijn's favorite Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition memory is when Tyra Banks almost drowned.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm the online editor for the paper that wrote this. That said, I'm telling you, you owe it to yourself to see the corresponding gallery of these kittens Photo Gallery of the Great Meadow Correctional Facility

Taking people's pictures without their permission in a public place is perfectly legal. Publishing those photos (print, internet) requires consent in some states, but not the one she is in.

No, with this wonderful thing called the internets, everyone deserves to be publicly shamed in front of the entire globe for something that might be the teeniest bit bothersome to one person. Progress! Technology!

I feel so chastened. I'm off to the woods now, and vow henceforth to never bathe or eat a non-porcupine diet ever again.

Oh, I have an even better one. My ex lives off his trust fund, always has, barely works. Guess what CAN'T be touched for child support? Yup. Trust funds. He gets to live a million dollar lifestyle and see his kid two weekends a month, and I get child support based on the 12,000 he "made" last year. To cover basically…

My husband and I don't have kids and have been married five years, together for 11. We can't afford any of these things and have long since stopped "partying", if we ever did that to begin with. I think we're happier having no kids because if we wanted them, we'd have to move back to Ohio, my husband would have to…

You mean the one that grew up to be a strong woman with the courage of her convicti....

The finale was sad and beautiful.

Okay, I am a Treme fan. I resent the comparison, unless you are only speaking about numbers. Totally different shows. I'm still sad. Antoine, I miss you!